jckarter

everyone already knows i'm a dog

the swift programming language is my fault to some degree. mostly here to see dogs, shitpost, fix old computers, and/or talk about math and weird computer programming things. for effortposts check the #longpost pinned tag. asks are open.


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jkap
@jkap

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lexyeevee
@lexyeevee

(i've been thinking about the organization of Posting Websites some in recent weeks, for obvious reasons, so i want to try to distill some of it into discrete coherent chunks)

i think i would like a website that does this. but i'm not sure. because no website has ever done this.

everyone shows them in the reverse of the order they were made, with very little extra ui built on top. several gigantic technical and social issues leak through as a result, and i've never seen anything try to address them, and that is very strange to me



GloopQueen
@GloopQueen

“babygirl” at the front improves any sentence



GloopQueen
@GloopQueen

babygirl, the reactor is above nominal temperature


ndh
@ndh
Sorry! This post has been deleted by its original author.

dog
@dog

babygirl, a spectre is haunting europe


DiaDrgn
@DiaDrgn

babygirl, we are fucking under attack


mintexists
@mintexists

babygirl, its morbin' time


fullmoon
@fullmoon
babygirl
    Couldn't match expected type `[t0]' with actual type `IO String'
    In the return type of a call of `readFile'
    In a stmt of a 'do' block: f <- readFile inFile
    In the expression:

jckarter
@jckarter

babygirl, you must construct additional pylons


jckarter
@jckarter

Babygirl, for twelve years, you have been asking, who is John Galt? Babygirl, this is John Galt speaking. Babygirl, I am the man who loves his life. Babygirl, I am the man who does not sacrifi



GloopQueen
@GloopQueen

“babygirl” at the front improves any sentence



GloopQueen
@GloopQueen

babygirl, the reactor is above nominal temperature


ndh
@ndh
Sorry! This post has been deleted by its original author.

dog
@dog

babygirl, a spectre is haunting europe


DiaDrgn
@DiaDrgn

babygirl, we are fucking under attack


mintexists
@mintexists

babygirl, its morbin' time


fullmoon
@fullmoon
babygirl
    Couldn't match expected type `[t0]' with actual type `IO String'
    In the return type of a call of `readFile'
    In a stmt of a 'do' block: f <- readFile inFile
    In the expression:

jckarter
@jckarter

babygirl, you must construct additional pylons