jckarter

everyone already knows i'm a dog

the swift programming language is my fault to some degree. mostly here to see dogs, shitpost, fix old computers, and/or talk about math and weird computer programming things. for effortposts check the #longpost pinned tag. asks are open.


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belarius
@belarius

Illustration by Hitomi Terasawa (寺澤 一美), from Kowloon City: An Illustrated Guide (大図解九龍城) (1997), by the Kowloon City Exploration Team, supervised by Hiroaki Kani (可児 弘明).

Learning about the strange and extraordinary story of Kowloon Walled City feels like it was a rite of passage for my particular flavor of Internet nerd during the late oughts. It lurks in various footnotes as a trivia item, but these fail to convey its truly staggering scope. At its height, its roughly 35,000 inhabitants lived in what is almost certainly the most densely populated living arrangement that human beings have ever experienced in all our history, with about 1.3 human beings per square meter of a surveyor's map. That's over 115 times as dense as habitation in present-day New York City. That's about 29 times as dense as Manila, the world's most densely populated city at the time of this writing.

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dog
@dog
Walkman - Fastfunk
Fastfunk
Walkman
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@alexcat showing off Microsoft Home stuff yesterday just reminded me of this classic mod by Walkman: an original funk track produced 100% out of samples from Microsoft Home Musical Instruments. And it works! Really well!

Original mod download: https://www.exotica.org.uk/mediawiki/index.php?title=Special%3AModland&md=search&mod=fastfunk&aut=Walkman&for=&col=&siz=&ins=&si=1


dog
@dog
Walkman - JUNK FUNK
JUNK FUNK
Walkman
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Oh right, I forgot he did a second one too! Here's his other Microsoft Musical Instruments funk track: JUNK FUNK, which is just as fun. Please listen, please enjoy.

Original mod download: https://www.exotica.org.uk/mediawiki/index.php?title=Special%3AModland&md=search&mod=junkfunk&aut=Walkman&for=&col=&siz=&ins=&si=1



nes-pictionary
@nes-pictionary
swap art style

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A custom drawing by @Fyter!
Why not draw your own?


solution ...okay so now i'm just gonna put in a load of text that won't show up on-screen but should pad out the off-site embeds (like discord) enough that the solution won't actually get spoiled in the embed hopefully maybe. wouldn't it be great if cohost hid the spoiler tags from the embed text? i think that'd be neat. okay hopefully that's enough padding now fingers crossed. anyway if the embed is still going then *gasp* spoilers, the solution is AUTISM CREATURE