Every three years or so I eat precisely one Cadbury Creme Egg, which is often enough to remind me that they are absolutely disgusting.

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Every three years or so I eat precisely one Cadbury Creme Egg, which is often enough to remind me that they are absolutely disgusting.
Same. Also just long enough of a gap for me to forget exactly how much agony they inflict on my teeth.
"I know they make my teeth hurt, but it can't be THAT bad right?" -My dumbass thought process every few years.
They're so bad, bad chocolate wrapped around far-too-sugary cream. No redeeming features.
I’m no fan of original Creme Eggs, but the new white chocolate ones are fantastic.
I know I loved them as a child, but I honestly can't understand why anymore.