Found this cursed artifact in my garage this morning. No idea where it came from. It’s surely worth its weight in Global Force Gold.

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Found this cursed artifact in my garage this morning. No idea where it came from. It’s surely worth its weight in Global Force Gold.
Jeff Jarret and Dr. Tracksuit would have been a pretty fire tag team, just saying.
An agent from the Federal Bureau of Control will be around to collect this object shortly
Does your client know this is in your possession?