Jeff Gerstmann

i love how sports fans on social media communicate, it's like nothing else. just nonsequitur out of context sport barks, @ nobody, no hashtag, no thread, just the assumption of a hivemind. a guy walks into your house, goes "that were never offside", walks out

sportsposters really just say shit with zero context, it's completely bewildering. no one knows what you're talking about, nerds.

I actually love doing this with live stuff, like whether it's a video game press conference or wrestling or whatever. I love that it always looks like aggressively dumb nonsense without the context and my social media is, first and foremost, for me to amuse myself.

the witch from mercury - drake frowny face no thank you

that wizard came from the moon - drake thumbs up smile heck yeah that's my stuff right there

what if we made a video game version of The White Room?