jennschiffer

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middle-aged dirtbag baby


yes i am one of those sickos who runs their own Mastodon instance
pixel.kitchen/@jenn
people are always surprised when they find out i'm the one who made this
make8bitart.com/
during quarantine i started a lifestyle blog as a bit, but turns out i was born 2 blog
livelaugh.blog/

posts from @jennschiffer tagged #a better unit of measurement for time

also:

i think it was at portland for xoxo 2018, whichever one i hosted the art and code event, where i first tried describing time as number of plays of evanescence’s bring me to life (3:55 if i recall correctly). bless @potch for remaining my pal through this time period of having to parse what “i’ll be there in 5 bring me to lives” meant and not questioning why he had to do math to meet me for coffee.

the ways i work through the nerves of a large speaking engagement are unconventional and will probably only get more abstract now that i don’t drink alcohol anymore. some people switch what wrist they put their watch on as a brain exercise, and all the power to you’s!