doctors are allowed to waste your time and money because you often don't have any other option, so i make it a point to waste their time and money as well. i do this by talking very slowly and also stealing (allegedly) from them. keep me waiting an hour after my scheduled appointment that i actually showed up earlier for? thanks for the magazine and water cups. keep me in a waiting room and forget i'm there for an entire hour? glove and tongue depressor city, baby!
think this is problematic? this is the american healthcare system, pal. i don't make the rules, i just make the magic.