jennschiffer

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middle-aged dirtbag baby


yes i am one of those sickos who runs their own Mastodon instance
pixel.kitchen/@jenn
people are always surprised when they find out i'm the one who made this
make8bitart.com/
during quarantine i started a lifestyle blog as a bit, but turns out i was born 2 blog
livelaugh.blog/

posts from @jennschiffer tagged #eyes

also:

halloween is always fun to dress up for, even when i'm not even leaving the house, but now i feel like i have a stye forming and it's probably from my alice cooper makeup.

now that i think about it, i tend to not have much luck making it through halloweens unscathed. one year i was a "hot nurse" and felt an immense amount of exhaustion at a party i went to. turns out i had mono.

i can handle a lil stye i guess.