jennschiffer

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middle-aged dirtbag baby


yes i am one of those sickos who runs their own Mastodon instance
pixel.kitchen/@jenn
people are always surprised when they find out i'm the one who made this
make8bitart.com/
during quarantine i started a lifestyle blog as a bit, but turns out i was born 2 blog
livelaugh.blog/

posts from @jennschiffer tagged #food

also:

i get

  • veggie spring rolls
  • veggie dumplings
  • spicy broccoli with white rice
  • a diet coke

the guy who delivers it knows me by now and remembers that i can’t come all the way outside or else i’ll get locked out — he once said that he appreciates that i don’t make him trek all the way upstairs like my neighbors do 😂 it had never occurred to me that this was even an option!

happy friday, chostmode squad.