true life: i live near a planetarium and the one time i brought a friend, he accidentally brought a knife.
see, i have this friend, let’s call him “gianni” (his parents’ idea), who is from “toronto” and used to visit me every american (derogatory) thanksgiving to help me host a meal for friends. after that day, we would get tattoos and do fun stuff like try to see a psychic — stories for another time! the last time we hosted friendsgiving, the one before covid hit, he had mailed some nice pocket knives that i guess he could only have shipped in the states 🇺🇸 and got me one too. but this dingus forgot to take it out of his pocket when we went to the planetarium to watch a bunch of laser light shows. the space dome cops made him throw the knife in the garbage! I still have mine though 
editor’s note: i have been really stoked about the response to #microblogvember and really loved all the mushroom posts. excited to see what youse all do with this one 