jennschiffer

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middle-aged dirtbag baby


yes i am one of those sickos who runs their own Mastodon instance
pixel.kitchen/@jenn
people are always surprised when they find out i'm the one who made this
make8bitart.com/
during quarantine i started a lifestyle blog as a bit, but turns out i was born 2 blog
livelaugh.blog/

posts from @jennschiffer tagged #jenn nation

also:

i don't talk about other people who are from bay ridge (brooklyn, ny) because believe it or not THIS IS NOT A PRO-JASON CALACANIS OR JIMMY FALLON MICROBLOG. technically i was born in sunset park but all i know that is from there is the guy who assassinated malcolm x and the guy who played the dude who s'd the d of vito in sopranos.

when we moved to jersey, my middle school drama teacher told me that vitamin c, of graduation song fame, sat in the chair that i was sitting in years before. ok, what did she want me to do with that info, your guess is as good as mine.