i was inventing Bike Plow™ and considering leaving my university administrator job to go into The Industry.

middle-aged dirtbag baby
i was inventing Bike Plow™ and considering leaving my university administrator job to go into The Industry.
i don't talk about other people who are from bay ridge (brooklyn, ny) because believe it or not THIS IS NOT A PRO-JASON CALACANIS OR JIMMY FALLON MICROBLOG. technically i was born in sunset park but all i know that is from there is the guy who assassinated malcolm x and the guy who played the dude who s'd the d of vito in sopranos.
when we moved to jersey, my middle school drama teacher told me that vitamin c, of graduation song fame, sat in the chair that i was sitting in years before. ok, what did she want me to do with that info, your guess is as good as mine.
i said “i’m a cohost influencer”.
note to self for microblogcember, have “i would jump on a grande for this” as a prompt
for those of y’all who joined recently, welcome! i just want to make sure you learn the rules around here.
by the way, i am jenn, the jason calacanis of cohost.
the rules: