still exhausted from my first big work event so gonna do a two-for-one cohost here.
father problems
my (now estranged) father once told me that he doesn’t go into the ocean because “you know what fish do in that water? they fuck.”
he also didn’t eat yogurt because he didn’t like to “taste something than could taste [him] back.”
mother challenges
challenge one: every time danzig sings “mother” in his song “mother” you take a drink or vape hit
challenge two: sing danzig’s mother but with a country twang