jeroknite — Today at 7:37 AM
Lizzy I had a dream about you
You were attacking this very heavily armored truck with guns and your incredible power
Because you had heard about directions to puppy dog city, and that lead to the truck
But what you didn't know was that it was actually coded directions on how to get in contact with you, since you were a mercenary
So you were actually attacking guys in our organization
And they tried to talk to you by opening their hatch, but then you just dropped in to the truck
But before you could slaughter them all, [name redacted] and I showed up and put everyone to sleep with knock out gas
And pulled you out
Oh also I think you were signing (or playing music of) the puppy dog city post
And the "I wanna go" part was screaming
lizzy — Today at 7:37 AM
That's so badass
I wanna do this in real life
jeroknite — Today at 7:37 AM
Please do not attack our mercenary organization due to a misunderstanding ;=;