"How did you get in here? This is a restricted area! You're not even wearing any protective equipment, how are you even still standing right now...? Listen, you need medical treatment ASAP. If you leave now, there's a chance the doctors can still save you. Hey don't! What are you doing?! STOP! You- Oh... Oh gods... Just touching that should have killed you, and you ate it. What are you...?"
And the answer is I'm just soooooooooo silly \o/