Lumi: "This beautiful hammer is making love to my skull"
Me: "Why would you say that?"
Lumi: "I've been thinking about saying variations of saying that for like two weeks now"
Me: "Oh yeah? What other variations are there?"
Lumi "There's a claw hammer in the hallway right now, and every time I walk past it I think 'that hammer wants to f[ri]ck me'"