And I was finally confident enough to try teleporting more often and teleporting things other than myself. I managed (after a few minutes of effort each, more for the second one) to teleport 2 bottles of bleach from my bed to the bathroom. I was very happy about this, but...
In waking up it turns out that not only were those bottles of bleach not real, but I haven't been able to teleport anything ever. Stupid reality ruins everything once again >:c