Bonnie: [reading someone's post out loud] "'What are good obscure languages to learn?'"
Me: "What are 'obscure languages'?"
Bonnie: "Probably not spoken by a lot of people- Actually, probably anything not on the top 15 spoken languages"
Me: "What are your top 15 languages? Go!"
Bonnie: "It's a 3000 way tie, sorry"
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Bonnie: "And french is at the bottom"