I'm Jeron (rhymes with Erin). A trans girl, apparently. I dabble in basically everything. World Record Holder. Girl-King of cats. Fledgling Goddess of Hunger
Shrews are good. Shrews are cute. Shrews are rodents. There are many different types of shrew. A Shrew, in general, is like if a mouse and mole had a baby. But Shrews are not born of Mouse and Mole couplings, they are their own species.
Shrews eat insects and nuts and worms and roots. They live in tunnels but forage on the surface near rivers and creeks and stuff. Shrews don't always have typical rodent teeth; instead of big incisors for gnawing at things, most shrews have spiky needle teeth, for ripping up bugs and worms. Shrews can't see very well. Shrews don't need to see very well, they live underground and only have to smell or hear the bugs and worms to find them. Shrew teeth are made of iron. Their dental formula is mad nasty. Shrews are venomous. A Shrew has enough venom to kill 200 Mice, easy, and they will. Shrews are hard.
Shrews live forever, and have ten litters of babies every day. Every Shrew on earth eats 2 Shrew-weights worth of roots and nuts and bugs and worms on the reg. Shrews communicate via echolocation. If any Shrew knows where you are, every Shrew knows where you are. Shrews will inherit the Earth. My mother was a Shrew. Shrews can walk on water and they prefer the play station. Shrews ain't afraid of nothing. Some shrews climb trees. Some can swim. Some live in snow banks. You are never safe from Shrews. There's a type of Elephant that is so small and Shrew-like that they called it a Shrew even though it's an Elephant. Status.
The world needs to wake up to Shrews. Shrews have been here, and they're not going anywhere. If you see a Shrew, no you didn't. Don't say mean things about Shrews, or you'll regret it.
🎸 Uhhhhh rodents are cool and good 🐀😎
a friend and I have both thought it's strange how off-the-ball furries seem to have been with regards to guinea pig and capybara art/fursonas, noting the canned wordplay offered by the latter