i got a ratatouille situation going on but he kinda sucks ass at it. dude burnt a cold turkey sandwich last week

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i got a ratatouille situation going on but he kinda sucks ass at it. dude burnt a cold turkey sandwich last week
Damn, that sucks. My ratatouille doesn't talk to me any more and I'm getting pretty sick of doing his bidding.
my ratatouille walks me through a cornfield, where i find a man blindfolded and tied up. unbidden, i raise my arm and fire a pistol, killing him instantly. i am wearing a comically huge chef hat and i say "c'mon man"