Nach Snooch

We here at cohost believe in doing things differently from other social media platforms. We think our approach is part of creating a healthier platform, but we’ve heard some complaints loud and clear.

Many potential users bounce off of cohost due to a lack of metrics. They want a number that gets bigger the more they post good. We have taken this feedback to heart and today are introducing our most exciting feature yet: Numbers™️.

FAQ

Q. How do I get access to Numbers™️?
A. You already have it! Every post now shows how many Numbers™️ it has at the bottom. Clicking or tapping on the Numbers™️ updates to show the most recent count.

Q. What does Numbers™️ actually represent?
A. Unsure! Eggbug wrote this one and he won’t tell us how it works. If you figure it out, please let us know.

Q. Is Numbers™️ a permanent feature?
A. Numbers™️ is an experiment we’re running this weekend only. Depending on feedback, we may bring Numbers™️ back in the future.

Q. I hate this. Can I turn it off?
A. Yep! Check your display settings.

Q. Unrelated question: why is the site blue?
A. Don’t worry about it.

sangfielle art from 2021: the oratorio + the angel