jestergal

sylvia/minerva | 30 | ΘΔ

funny jesterimp does stuff


Bluesky (more like EW-sky):
bsky.app/profile/jestergal.bsky.social
Discord:
@jestergal

transcription under the read more (featuring all caps, naturally)


"MEAN" GENE OKERLUND: --s for the WCW World Heavyweight Title, and I know for a fact you're not gonna lay down for this guy.

SCOTT STEINER: THAT'S RIGHT MEAN GENE I DON'T LAY DOWN FOR NOBODY AND WHETHER I LEAVE HERE WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT… IT DON'T MATTER BECUZ IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE MY FOCUS ON GITTIN' EVEN WITH GOLDBERG FOR FRACTIONIN' MY FACE! AND AT FAWBRAW!! GOLDBERG!! I'M GEENINEMINEMIN WITH YOU! FOR FRACTIONIN' MY FACE? AND I'M GONNA PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M THE MAN WITH THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD! I'M THE ggENETIC FREAK AND SIZE DOES MATTER! BUT THAT STATEMENT, MEAN GENE… COMES TRUE WHETHER I'M IN THE RING OR OUTTA THE RING, SEE WHEN I HAVE MY FREAKS HORIZONTAL, THEY UNDERSTAND SIZE. THEY APPRECIATE SIZE. AND SIZE DOES MATTER! AND THEY KNOW THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO WAIT, FOR THE EARTH TO ROTATE ON A FORTY SEVEN DEGREE AXIS, SO THE STARS CAN STOUCH THE SKY, AND CREATE AN EQA-WANOX, SO THEY CAN SEE THE BIG DIPPER. NO, NO, NO. ALL THEY GOTTA DO IS CALL THE BIG POPPA. CUZ I'M THE MAN, WITH THE BIG DIPPER, AND SATISFACTION'S COMIN', WHEN I GO BEHIND, AND DO THE BUMP AND GRIND… AND IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, BECAUSE THEY CALL ME THE BIG BAD! BOOTY DADDY! SO GOLDBERG! REALIZE THIS I ONLY CARE ABOUT TWO THINGS IN THIS WORLD, MY FREAKS! AND MY PEAKS. AND WHEN I BEAT YOUR BALD ASS DOWN AT FAWBRAW, AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT YOU IN THE STEINER RECLINER, I'M GONNA WHISPER IN YOUR EAR: SIZE DOES MATTER, BITCH!!!


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