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dreamt i was playing a very quiet and subdued indie game i had found online, where i was walking through the halls of a old-looking, but not abandoned, apartment building. i walk into a room and it drops me through a hole, where i am... suddenly in TF2 as the engineer in a bot match, and i have to get 15 kills with the sentry without dying. after that, the game unlocked the next section, which was going to tesco to pick up dishwashing powder and stuff to make soup. (i am from the US.) i just walked directly from the TF2 map into the tesco (which, since i've never been to one, my brain just sort of made a smaller, more pleasantly-lit walmart.) near the end of the dream, i couldn't find the last ingredient, so i exited the store. a bunch of former teen sitcom stars were there, all with the final ingredient i needed. they seemed to want to give it to me, but then the game said i had to hunt one down and kill them for it. when the game told me this objective, they panicked and ran to hide. before i could think, "that's fucked up," i either woke up or went on to the next dream i had, which wasn't as interesting

• i had a weird studio apartment-type place next to a mall parking lot. there were three doors: an entrance door to the place, a little patio door that went outside, and another door directly across from the entry door. actually there may have been a closet door but y'know.
  anyway, i found out that the "other door" lead to an exact copy of the place, location and all, except that there was no furniture in there. i took my laptop and walked about 10 recursions in and was like "oh sweet i have infinite rooms!"
  however, this appeal was short lived. because i realized that i had left my water in the first "real" room. and i had to walk all the way back to get it. and also if i forgot something in one of these recursion rooms, i would have to go back and forth looking through ALL of them because of my terrible memory. also it was early morning in the dream and someone was remodeling or doing something to the mall next door and they were throwing antennae and shit off of the building. i briefly considered asking what they were gonna do with it but i reconsidered.

• i was playing the long drive (which is weird, since i haven't touched it in a while) and living in a weird cabin near some rocks. i try to go to sleep in-game and i notice that in the timelapse that plays when you sleep in that game, my character was walking around randomly. when my character woke up, i only had half health.
  i racked my brain trying to figure it out but eventually i did: something i had picked up off of an enemy in a factory gave my character lycanthropy. which, in the long drive, apparently means that you just randomly walk around in your sleep and wake up with half health. it's admittedly a very long drive way of doing that. also i don't even play this game with enemies turned on so ???

• i was an actor in an early 1970's sci-fi movie. i was standing on set, hiding from two helmeted guards holding futuristic rifles. suddenly, someone wearing a full bunny costume walks in from the other room. this causes the guards to crack up, so i just walk up to one guarding the hallway and ask "hey man, i'm gonna pass by you to see the director." he goes "sure" and lets me through. i go through a hallway and into a room, with The Director. there's a table with a magazine about computers sitting on it, there's a large 1970s projection TV in the corner, and cute girls sitting on a couch near him, while he lounges/lays on a couch of his own. the girls get up, hop over the back of the couch and i land on some sort of harp. i pick it up and strum it a bit. "hey man, did you see that bunny costume guy," the director asks. "yeah, I did," I reply with a chuckle. "that's a new addition to the movie, i think it'll work pretty well." "um, sure." he asks me some question about something and i fail to answer. i think to myself "maybe i could look it up" and feel my phone in my pocket. suddenly i go "wait. i shouldn't have this right now." and then i got woken up by a cat throwing up in my window

• i was watching some heavy-handed but good-intentioned(?) movie from the early 1990s about a family living in suburbia. all the families that live near them are depicted as living objects (with the expected amount of 90's CGI) it is revealed that the neighbors are seen as living objects because this one family doesn't respect them at all. a couple made of chocolate is disrespected to their faces, and they start to melt, leading to them walking outside and melting onto their lawn. a man who is a balloon rolls onto their front porch, demanding answers. suddenly, a voice from behind the door asks "is that meatwad?" and sure enough, this balloon guy turns into meatwad. i then go "wait, this movie is from like, 1994. meatwad wasn't around then." and then i wake up again

• i was helping my roommate sweep up at their job (was not their actual job. also no idea why i was doing this.) and after i finish up, i go "i'm gonna take a break and take a walk around the surrounding area." they nod, and i head off. i realize i'm near a gay club that i've seen before, and i walk to it, passing a games store and an adult store that advertised itself as selling "adult movie files: mp4, mov, wmv, and more!" there were a lot of cute girls standing outside when i got there, and i waited in a very loose line. i then noticed that i had brought the broom with me, and i murmured to myself as i sat them down, leading to one of the girls to laugh at the sight. i spot that the game store nearby set some promotional junk outside to be thrown away, like a large plush game boy. i go "woah, this is cool. i might take this." a nerdy guy nearby asks why. "i dunno, might make it a backpack or something." the guy next to him says that it's not a good idea. "what if technology evolves at such a rapid pace that it's very dated to have a backpack like that." i look at him and see that he has a gamecube-shaped purse and i grasp that he's being jokey. "ah, so like having a backpack shaped like a cotton gin or something?" we laugh. i finally get in and am asked for ID. i reach into my pocket and feel my phone. i then reach into my other pocket to get my wallet, but it fell into a hole and was further down than i realized. i tell the girl asking "um, i have to step back outside, it's out of my reach." i try and try but i can't get my wallet out. it's really hard to. once i wake up, i go "oh, i'm getting more and more of those 'can't do a simple thing' dreams now. i get it."