jestergal

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dreamt i was playing a very quiet and subdued indie game i had found online, where i was walking through the halls of a old-looking, but not abandoned, apartment building. i walk into a room and it drops me through a hole, where i am... suddenly in TF2 as the engineer in a bot match, and i have to get 15 kills with the sentry without dying. after that, the game unlocked the next section, which was going to tesco to pick up dishwashing powder and stuff to make soup. (i am from the US.) i just walked directly from the TF2 map into the tesco (which, since i've never been to one, my brain just sort of made a smaller, more pleasantly-lit walmart.) near the end of the dream, i couldn't find the last ingredient, so i exited the store. a bunch of former teen sitcom stars were there, all with the final ingredient i needed. they seemed to want to give it to me, but then the game said i had to hunt one down and kill them for it. when the game told me this objective, they panicked and ran to hide. before i could think, "that's fucked up," i either woke up or went on to the next dream i had, which wasn't as interesting




  • i was an actor in an early 1970's sci-fi movie. i was standing on set, hiding from two helmeted guards holding futuristic rifles. suddenly, someone wearing a full bunny costume walks in from the other room. this causes the guards to crack up, so i just walk up to one guarding the hallway and ask "hey man, i'm gonna pass by you to see the director." he goes "sure" and lets me through. i go through a hallway and into a room, with The Director. there's a table with a magazine about computers sitting on it, there's a large 1970s projection TV in the corner, and cute girls sitting on a couch near him, while he lounges/lays on a couch of his own. the girls get up, hop over the back of the couch and i land on some sort of harp. i pick it up and strum it a bit. "hey man, did you see that bunny costume guy," the director asks. "yeah, I did," I reply with a chuckle. "that's a new addition to the movie, i think it'll work pretty well." "um, sure." he asks me some question about something and i fail to answer. i think to myself "maybe i could look it up" and feel my phone in my pocket. suddenly i go "wait. i shouldn't have this right now." and then i got woken up by a cat throwing up in my window

  • i was watching some heavy-handed but good-intentioned(?) movie from the early 1990s about a family living in suburbia. all the families that live near them are depicted as living objects (with the expected amount of 90's CGI) it is revealed that the neighbors are seen as living objects because this one family doesn't respect them at all. a couple made of chocolate is disrespected to their faces, and they start to melt, leading to them walking outside and melting onto their lawn. a man who is a balloon rolls onto their front porch, demanding answers. suddenly, a voice from behind the door asks "is that meatwad?" and sure enough, this balloon guy turns into meatwad. i then go "wait, this movie is from like, 1994. meatwad wasn't around then." and then i wake up again

  • i was helping my roommate sweep up at their job (was not their actual job. also no idea why i was doing this.) and after i finish up, i go "i'm gonna take a break and take a walk around the surrounding area." they nod, and i head off. i realize i'm near a gay club that i've seen before, and i walk to it, passing a games store and an adult store that advertised itself as selling "adult movie files: mp4, mov, wmv, and more!" there were a lot of cute girls standing outside when i got there, and i waited in a very loose line. i then noticed that i had brought the broom with me, and i murmured to myself as i sat them down, leading to one of the girls to laugh at the sight. i spot that the game store nearby set some promotional junk outside to be thrown away, like a large plush game boy. i go "woah, this is cool. i might take this." a nerdy guy nearby asks why. "i dunno, might make it a backpack or something." the guy next to him says that it's not a good idea. "what if technology evolves at such a rapid pace that it's very dated to have a backpack like that." i look at him and see that he has a gamecube-shaped purse and i grasp that he's being jokey. "ah, so like having a backpack shaped like a cotton gin or something?" we laugh. i finally get in and am asked for ID. i reach into my pocket and feel my phone. i then reach into my other pocket to get my wallet, but it fell into a hole and was further down than i realized. i tell the girl asking "um, i have to step back outside, it's out of my reach." i try and try but i can't get my wallet out. it's really hard to. once i wake up, i go "oh, i'm getting more and more of those 'can't do a simple thing' dreams now. i get it."



i dreamt i was playing minecraft (but like, in real life or something?) and i went into a strange dimension that was sort of similar to the overworld, but there were less enemies. however, there was one fireproof skeleton with a big smile that started to try and follow me for some reason. i managed to avoid them, though. also there were huge walls that had windows to the "normal" overworld, which was strange.

anyway, i got to the bottom of a deep chasm that went down to bedrock, but was still exposed to the sky. there was a part of the bedrock that wasn't bedrock, and i crouched down and started pulling the "stone" there apart with my bare hands. the little fragments felt... rubbery, for some reason? anyway, underneath was Another chasm, one that went down... thousands of blocks. the bottom was not visible at all, it just went down and got darker. i go "huh!" and then left it alone