Far-right blogger and part-time scarecrow JK Rowling arrested today on charges of luring children to her castle with intent of eating them. Sources say that as she was apprehended, she said "I'll get you my pretties, kehehehehe!!!"

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Far-right blogger and part-time scarecrow JK Rowling arrested today on charges of luring children to her castle with intent of eating them. Sources say that as she was apprehended, she said "I'll get you my pretties, kehehehehe!!!"