i love going into the pet store and talking to the people working there.
"do you sell child locks? my terrible son, whom i love more than anything in the world, keeps getting into the cabinet where we keep his cat food and eating like $30 worth of dried tuna flakes in one sitting and then throwing up because he ate like $30 worth of dried tuna flakes in one sitting. i would like for him to stop doing this but the easiest solution is probably to just keep him from getting in here via Tools." and they say "this is a pet store we do not sell child locks." ok thank you for your time
