jkap

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asks is the first New Data Model we've done since deciding we will be moving post IDs over to snowflakes, which means it's now the Pilot Program for snowflakes in the codebase.

was a really big brain moment to realize i don't even need to have a created_at field because that's reversible from the ID now. beautiful stuff. you love to see it


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in reply to @jkap's post:

in case anyone reading this doesn't know what snowflakes are, they're the globally-unique ID standard that twitter, instagram, et al. use

FAQ

Q: why didn't we use snowflakes to begin with
A: I, personally, am an idiot