I think you ought to award physical Post of the Year plaques to people every year, so doing good at posting can be both normal to want and possible to achieve
get the golden eggbug

get the golden eggbug
3D printed golden eggbugs. BTW, is there an eggbug 3D printable model?
Instead of gradually playing the music louder when your acceptance speech takes too long, they just throw in the ol' car horn
And somehow every year it goes to silverspots for the post originating Love Honk