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TRACEY: Girl, you are all over the news. I, uh ... they're like, you're breaking news. I'm going through the channels now. You're on NBC, looks like they're showing some interview you did.

TRACEY: Oh, this is some old footage of you, though. Jesus, you're wearing a pantsuit. This is from at least like 12000. [laughter] What the fuck are you doing wearing a pantsuit?

TRACEY: Lacrecia?

TRACEY: Lacrecia.

LACRECIA: It's ending.

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LACRECIA: This is ending, the ... it's over.

TRACEY: Well, not yet it ain't. Looks like they just upped your success probability to 99.9 percent, but that ain't 100.

TRACEY: We do need to talk strategy as long as we have a couple minutes, though. I think in the future, we need to stake out peninsulas like this one. Because I mean, look. This is low-value real estate. Nobody else wanted to be here because it's at the edge of the target area, surrounded by water. So yeah, it's garbage land, but you've got it almost all to yourself. There's like 17,000 people in this game, and right now you're one of only three in the entire peninsula. Three!

TRACEY: More I think about it, the more I think this is just the start. This is just the start. We've got a strategy now. We know what we're doing now. I'm telling you, and I know this ball's only 188 points. But I'm telling you, you need to start thinking about what you wanna do when you're sitting up there in Alaska shootin' that cannon. What you wanna do, what kind of game you wanna create.

TRACEY: And plus, and before that, we've got to figure out a press tour. If you want to even do one. It's up to you. But I mean, shit, you're on basically every channel right now.

LACRECIA: Please be quiet.

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TRACEY: How are you doing?

LACRECIA: I'm like shaking. My hands are like shaking.

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