every family gathering has sucked major ass since my 15-year-old nephew became a reality warper. little bastard will be doing "jaw strengthening exercises" at the dinner table and if you say anything about it, boom, cornfield

every family gathering has sucked major ass since my 15-year-old nephew became a reality warper. little bastard will be doing "jaw strengthening exercises" at the dinner table and if you say anything about it, boom, cornfield