jkap

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I like things like "aged at least 13 months" like are you not sure how long? Maybe they found a bunch of old cheese in a warehouse and all they could tell from the poor records was it had to have been there at least 13 months and bingo new label claim!

Cheddar that has been around longer than a kind god would have intended. Cheddar with a lifespan extended via artificial means, which is slowly starting to become something else. Something Wrong. Something Unnatural. Cheddar which has no mouth, yet it must scream.