jae

Feature request: the ability to have a normal one

profile music (limited to a terrible crunchy bitrate)

Official Eggbug Cursor

Shift-click like to do something quirky

Cat pictures

what if you can click to put a little fella on other ppls comments on your posts. this creature is invisible to everyone else and does nothing but he will stay there. you can click again to make him go away, again doing nothing.

add pizza

staff can have little a goofy task, as a treat 😌

Cheat codes

profile comments, only for Cohost Plus!

• it's an invisible post that Cohost Plus! subscribers can (choose to) have linked from their profile
• anybody can come by and comment on it. perhaps anonymously, for an ask box feel?
• or if you hid comment chains from non-participants it's a poor man's DM system
• roughly equivalent to a pinned post...enough so that I'm considering pinning a post for these purposes lol
• so maybe I'm just asking for custom comment features on pinned posts? ask box or DM modes?

shit this might not be as stupid as I hoped rofl

Press a button to go into touch grass mode where you are effectively put back in the activation queue for some amount of time

Only have the pill show up for comment and reshare with comment notifications

I'm feeling lucky button for posts that prints out either "always garbage" (randomized character strings) or some random couple of cohost words put together into a phrase like "eggbug with pink hair" or "host piloting a mech"

more animations in cohosts style sheet so that users can make new CSS crimes. in particular being able to animate color would be lovely. you don't even need to use it on the site somewhere yourself

Quick dabo repost button. Immediately adds dabo as a tacked on reply post to any post.

Feature request: Jae have a pleasant day 💖

a 1/4092 (aka shiny pokemon chance) for the cohost logo to just be eggbug instead

great potential plus features:

• lighter mode (white on yellow)
• timefree mode (remove time and date)
• vertical buttons mode

pay one dollar to bite other users

Eggbug hangs out on the progress sidebar and bounces up and down to let us know there's an update

auto-focus the text box on the search page when i go there pls

very serious feature request: scaling larger or smaller pfps based on how long someone has been a Cohost Plus! subscriber, bonus points for z-fighting or strange clipping interaction with the rest of the site