jkap

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NINE: And that's why people live forever?

TEN: Well, not exactly. I mean, people stopped aging or getting sick long before the nanos. We still don't know why. We do know that as a result, people started to take on a more unified purpose. They wanted to keep themselves and each other living forever, they tried for hundreds of years to invent a system that would let them, and they succeeded.

JUICE: yeah its like wolferine

like how wolferine already had super healing powers and then they gave him the metal claws or whatever

you know what actually, wolferine kinda sucked

its like oh no here comes magneto, he can fly around and he can literally throw trains and destroy cities whenever he feels like it

but dont worry everybody i'll stop him because my

uh

fuckin uh, my hands are big forks

what a dumbass

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