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not anymore lol

asks is the first New Data Model we've done since deciding we will be moving post IDs over to snowflakes, which means it's now the Pilot Program for snowflakes in the codebase.

was a really big brain moment to realize i don't even need to have a created_at field because that's reversible from the ID now. beautiful stuff. you love to see it



BeetleButch
@BeetleButch

So obviously since I made a Hatchetman I needed to make my custom one! The Hot Mess is both a Solaris Gladiator and Mercenary machine! Endosteel skeleton, clan Ferro-Fibrous armor, Triple Strength Myomer, and a blisteringly hot loadout of

  • 4 Magshot Gauss Rifles
  • 1 Plasma Rifle
  • 2 Inferno SRM4's Hot Mess shuts enemies down with heat from the plasma and inferno gel, and then closes the gap to tear them apart with Magshot barrages and Hatchet blows!


jkap
@jkap

today (may day) was a corporate holiday and i finished everything i was working on before the end of last week. help decide what i'm doing this week!

Please vote:

post scheduling
asks
silence notifications on a post
secret fourth thing
see results

EDIT: i don't have anything in mind for the secret fourth thing so it would probably just be tech debt or something equally boring

EDIT 2: never mind i decided on what Secret Fourth Thing is and it’s cool


jkap
@jkap

y'all have until 10am EDT (@625) to vote, at which point i'm "closing the poll" (ignoring all results from after that point) so that i can start working


jkap
@jkap

Secret Fourth Thing requires a lot of UI work and New conceptual design stuff so i’m doing asks first since that’ll see the light of day sooner. thank you for participating in Democracy.



disappointing to hear that redfall is apparently somewhere between mid to bad. was honestly stoked for it, half because i liked the Vibes it presented (and i like co-op shooters), half because Arkane. hoping some of the issues i see people talk about get shaken out in some post-release updates, because it really seems it got rushed out the door.