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game named fireman sim 2021: $30 unreal engine game where you spray houses with a hose from a distance and then drive to the next house. every 5 minutes you unlock an upgrade that makes the hose a little more powerful. allegedly there are characters and a story somewhere in here but all of the dialogue between levels is so nothing it might as well not be there. 10 different DLCs and counting

game named uncle john's firetruck: $20 unity game that has the most complex & accurate fire truck recreation ever made crafted entirely by one very dedicated european man. game has survival mechanics that can't be turned off so every five minutes you have to drink from the fire hose to stay alive. the developer mysteriously vanished 5 years ago but at least there's mod support

game named firefighting VR: mysteriously appeared on steam one day with a $300 price tag. claims to be a tool for training real firemen but no one is bold enough to pay that much to verify if it would actually be useful for such a task

thanks @VeryDragons for sending it!

TOUHOU 19 JUST GOT ANNOUNCED!!!

...AND IT'S A VERSUS GAME! WHAT A TWIST!