i ordered a "sausage in batter" and the woman i ordered it from gave me a look like i was the stupidest prick in the world and said "we only do them in batter". i said "i'm just reading off the menu". she rolled her eyes. the menu was next to us both, large backlit text, and it offered both "sausage" and "sausage in batter" and another type of sausage. between us in the food heater thing, in both our eyeline, were sausages both in and out of batter. i think about it a lot

