I'm a game developer, professionally!

You may know me from things like: Where the Water Tastes Like Wine, The Museum of Mechanics: Lockpicking, Gone Home, Bioshock 2, or maybe something else.

Right now I work as a Technical Narrative Designer at Remedy Entertainment in Stockholm, Sweden

Perhaps there are other aspects of my personality that may also be revealed here on this website


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transphobes say that trans people are a modern phenomenon, so i'd just go back and document all the trans people throughout history. sculptors, painters, photographers, writers... hire them all throughout history (in their own eras) to create works depicting trans people. get those existing trans people to document their own lived experiences. bolster whatever their hormone regimens were with modern HRT.

My answer was going to be convince an executive that it would be more profitable long term to use ethanol instead of lead(they were afraid of scale, but never underestimate the power of a corn subsidy). But this works too. Bonus, we save the ozone layer.

  • every time someone seriously suggests patenting a vaccine, medicine, or medical equipment, they mysteriously explode
  • every time someone starts to build an atomic weapon / order for them to be built, they mysteriously explode
  • that one time Adam Smith fell in a tanning pit1, he'd somehow not make it back out
  • find whatever bugs were going to evolve into mosquitos, and they mysteriously explode
  • henry ford mysteriously explode

  1. [src] "According to one story, Smith took Charles Townshend on a tour of a tanning factory, and while discussing free trade, Smith walked into a huge tanning pit from which he needed help to escape."

Plant two huge stone Argonath-style statues pointing at each other with outstretched fingers, one at the South-West tip of Sierra Leone and one at the North-East tip of Brazil. Some time in like the 4th or 5th millennium BCE.

Make Booth miss.

Feed some updated targeting info to allied bombers so that Von Braun and his bunch get fragged before the Americans reach them.

Drone the fuck out of Isabella and Ferdinand's forces.

Dose Edward Teller and blast a mix of Math Rock and The Recitation at him after he argues with Oppenheimer over the "Super".

Tell Truman, "instead of supporting The Nabka, let's do a purge of anti-Semites here in the States."