"Did I get to third base with her? Buddy, I got a home run, and that's just the start. I went to the dugout, if you know what I mean. We were in the 7th inning stretch. Extra innings! World Series bound. I hit it out of the park, then bunted for an easy walk. She swapped out her pitcher because of a shoulder injury. My star runner was convicted for gambling on games. The Commissioner ruled that he be barred from the hall of fame. We signed new contracts for umpires, giving them better health insurance and labor protections. The Red Sox changed owners and then cities, prompting an enormous outcry from fans. Yeah. It was a wild night."