heyyyy kiddo. yeahhhhhh so, i've got some news. it uhhhhh turns out it's not really working out. yeah, we're just not hitting our projected targets for utopian ideals out there. no no, you've been great! your suffering numbers are way up, as i'm sure you know. of course we'll write you a glowing recommendation. yeah. well, you have until end of business today to pack up your filth. thanks so much