Look, I'm sorry, but I already have more invitations than I can handle to attend eccentric billionaires at their private mansion/island/castle/whatever.
I don't care what group of eclectic and mysteriously connected guests you've assembled. At this point if you haven't sent out your invite you're going to have to wait until the 2024 season or make do without me, sorry!!
And don't even get me started on reclusive relatives who have just died. Reading of the will? Try reading of the won't. I don't have any free nights to spend in drafty curséd properties. And no, Great-Aunt Chillingsworth, my league nights don't count as free!!!
Have some consideration, please!