Posts a random character - or Stand - from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, once a day.
Contains spoilers!
Content Warning: gore, body horror, sexuality, various strange and upsetting things that happen in JJBA.


As the range of Made in Heaven's time acceleration covered the entirety of earth, every human was affected by its powers and a few examples were shown.

A little girl ordering an ice cream cone sees her ice cream melt rapidly as she tries to lick it.

A class of children partake in a jump rope contest where they have to skip in time to music and see who lasts the longest. The music accelerates and all the children trip as they try to keep up with the quick rhythm, tying themselves up with the rope while a few lose consciousness from the rope strangling their necks. They are omitted from the anime.

Television stations consecutively broadcast commercials rather than actual content, due to following the time on the clock. In response to rumors of time accelerating, the members of the Royal Observatory, Greenwich declared the clock is accurate. A journalist tries to prove to them that time is accelerating, and drops a glass to show that nobody can even see it falling but it's already shattered. The staff tells him he must be him imagining things while the journalist is furious, and they then cut to commercials again.

A child reading a Jump magazine sneezes and realizes her snot hardens instantly. Unfazed by the accelerating time, she decides to keep on reading thinking it's still only time for dinner. She eventually falls asleep, her magazine turned to dust.

A whole classroom of students are flabbergasted when the supervisor of their exams starts the clock and near immediately stops the exam. They are omitted from the anime.

A man carefully putting sauce on his tonkatsu accidentally empties the whole bottle. He is omitted from the anime.

A teenager calling his mother asking for cash accidentally calls his teacher instead. After hanging up, he realizes with horror that his call has lasted more than six hours, costing him around 30,000 yen. In the Weekly Shonen Jump prepublication it was over 300 dollars. They are omitted from the anime.

A college league baseball pitcher becomes the temporary star of his stadium when his throws become uncannily fast. His joy is short-lived when a player manages to hit the ball and it falls on him, breaking his jaw and causing severe blood loss.

A mangaka realizes that he's behind schedule for the publication of his next chapter. He blames his assistants for being lazy despite the fact that he's not given them any work yet. He couldn't draw anything because his ink would dry before it reached the paper. When he calls his editor to justify himself and claims that no one could have completed their chapter in time, he hears about Rohan Kishibe being able to do so. The assistants are omitted from the anime.

Kenichi's girlfriend rejoices as she and him have broken their record for longest intercourse, as four hours passed due to the accelerated clock. They are omitted from the anime.

A woman walking her dog while crossing the street is run over by a car. Her dog is stunned to see only her hand holding its leash remaining, with the rest of her body nowhere to be seen. Just behind the dog is a major traffic accident with cars crashed into each other.

A helicopter crew crashes at Cape Canaveral when they try to lower their altitude and cannot stabilize in time.

Several people are trapped in a constantly moving elevator and vomit. They are omitted from the anime.

A grandpa passes away while his family mourns and his body immediately rots. They are omitted from the anime.

One janitor futitely tries to wipe off the dust from a window, which instantly covers it again.

Several people rush to buy canned food since nothing will be left soon due to all their produce already being rotten.

A man goes back to a store he bought a TV from because it already broke, only to discover that all objects, even money, are decaying at rapid speeds. They are omitted from the anime.

A woman asks what day of the week it is, confused by the time acceleration.

A man sees that his teeth crown are falling out.

A woman realizes that her breast implants have decayed. She is omitted from the anime.

An old man's wig is falling apart. He is omitted from the anime.

An artist's Michelangelo fresco starts decaying. The restorer is omitted from the anime, only showing the fresco's destruction.

After the universe is reset, one Green Dolphin Street guard and a group of prisoners are shown finding themselves back in prison and naked, confused by what just happened.


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