"You would love clay, you pitiful little worm"
would y'all still like my chosts if i was a worm?
just 4 raccoons in a trenchcoat.
- it/fae/she(/they)
(currently preferring it/its pronouns)
https://justaweirdvivi.neocities.org.
your local plural gay ace nb transfem genderfluid raccoon. (θΔ)
18 y/o. speaking 🇩🇪/🇬🇧. meows and awoos a lot.
as seen on the fediverse and the birdsite.
for DMs:
message me on matrix (@luna:fef.moe) or discord (@trenchcoatraccoons)
new pfp: toon me! picrew
old pfp: picrew #1322863
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in reply to @blackle's post:
Witchcraft 🐛 (also, love the internet brainrot that means seeing the result just makes me think of the sinful woerms being washed ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXodrYDUrxQ ))
shoutouts to clay gotta be one of my favourite genders
Silt Loam, no sand, and under 20% clay, about 83% silt, amazing, but not perfect thats a great amount of nutriants, but the could do with less clay, would make the borrowing easyer...
sandy loam .............. average tvo kids watcher i guess
I sat at the ad for a few minutes before skipping it, I think that part hangs
yeah due to a limitation to how my framework functions, I have to force the quiz-taker to hit two buttons to get their result
well I guess I must wait patiently until my eggbug returns home from the quiz
mmm yes, delicious clay loam,. perfectly in the center of the chart for maximum clay
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- i use arch btw
- shitchosting (but in the sense of "everything in my life being shit" instead of "the chost being shit")
- I don't even know what to tag this
- i'm bad at shitchosting i'm sorry
- shitchosting
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