friends left and right are losing jobs because tech companies can't fucking hemorrhage workers fast enough theres absolutely no way this could have been imagined folks theres there's, listen, theres no POSSIBLE way these consequences could have been foreseen i mean, these companies are really gonna suffer for this.
a person in a suit comically whispers in my ear - what? huh? uh huh? okay...REALLY?
okay so we've just been informed that they won't actually, see any kind of negative effects from this and in fact will almost certainly be heavily rewarded for doing so
totally normal stuff yeah this is, this is, this is all under control folks, all working as intended and totally cool