Anonymous User asked: how does one whistle with a beak
have you heard a bird before, anon?
- it/she
Anonymous User asked: 
what's the best meal you ever had? can be context, food quality, uniqueness, anything factoring in
singular best tasting meal ive ever had is impossible to answer, and picking a standout in full is really hard
but, thinking about unique food experiences in my life, I once had the incredible privilege to spend a week in the UK. I was in a small town outside canterbury and visited a pub with a door that I had to seriously crouch to get through, and was served a burger so fucking good i still think about it to this day.
Anonymous User asked: would you rather fight 50 psionically linked hampsters that attack with synchronized tactics, up to and including some 'voltron' shit, or 150 wild hampsters with no coordination
i think 50 coordinated hamsters would not have the strategical might to best me, and would be a more singular opponent to fight. give me the 50
