do you like cheesy dark rides from the 70s? do you like things that barely even qualify as roller coasters? do you like the idea of this technically being the park’s second RMC because they retracked the second hill? then c’mon down to blazing fury, the most bizarre ride this side of the mississippi.
i love this thing. just utterly adore it. it is bizarre, it’s fun, and it’s a classic. i literally never want them to touch this. this park needs this ride. plus it’s like the only ride that runs in the rain but STILL it’s just a great weird little dark ride with no coherent story, animatronics that do nothing but rock back and forth, strange audio cues, and a random dolly parton cameo featuring a guy who’s got a weak back. i rode this 3 times and if jae had been down i would have marathoned it. please ride blazing fury. fire in the hole.
b tier. credit 147.
