kadybat

[katamari system]

katamari "ellen" j kaplan 💕 kat or kata for short 💕 bi, polyam, trans, writer, devrel nerd, coaster enthusiast 💕 30~

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last.fm listening



Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Review

y’know? i was kinda enjoying myself. i was ready to give it a 3, genuinely. sure it had way too many ugly CGI action scenes for a movie calling itself Indiana Jones, but i was along for the ride here. the plot was compelling to a point, Mads is a *phenomenal* Nazi villain, you gotta love any movie that treats Nazi soldiers like cartoon baddies who die in terrible ways, like. there was an enjoyable movie here, one that was *vastly* better than Crystal Skull. 

and then the climax happened?????? and it’s the most mind bogglingly stupid shit imaginable. like. it is just… there is some baffling decision making here, and also what appears to be reshoots that absolutely just destroy any point that the *already* mind numbing climax was attempting to make. i don’t understand why that was the direction here. who greenlit this version of the script. why are they allowed to make movies. 

the score absolutely bangs, at least, that’s what i was here for was the final theatrical john williams score, love that. a shame the audio mix kinda sucked though!! excited to listen to the score for this movie separately and try to avoid ever again thinking about the ending.

catch me using the antikythera dial to go back in time 2 hours and tell past me that elon musk is about to commit financial suicide and so we should see the movie another time


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