katamari "ellen" j kaplan ๐Ÿ’• kat or kata for short ๐Ÿ’• bi, polyam, trans, writer, devrel nerd, coaster enthusiast ๐Ÿ’• 30~
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dev support lead @discord ๐Ÿช„ opinions โ‰  my employer's

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wife @jkap ๐Ÿ’• aqua suit by craftycovenco ๐Ÿ’• #pluralgang ฮ˜ฮ”

last.fm listening


twitter ๐Ÿฆ
www.twitter.com/kadybat
mastodon ๐Ÿ˜
octodon.social/@kadybat

kadybat
@kadybat

our coworkers do not follow us here

everyone who follows us here knows how fucking weird we are

we do not have to be a brand account

no discord users will ever see these posts

i can make jokes about my ass being fat and my brain being busted without 16 year old discord kadybat stans liking my post or asking me to unban them

i am free


kadybat
@kadybat

the burden of being โ€œdiscord kadybatโ€ is like. i canโ€™t even describe to yโ€™all how miserable it is. i canโ€™t do shit without it being about this fucking company and i donโ€™t even make 6 figures. at least if iโ€™m gonna have my entire life under the constant scrutiny of brain worm 17 year olds maybe I could make over 100k but nooooo

anyway this website exists beyond their purview and so I can be fucking weird again. except like, Iโ€™m 30, so the kind of weird I am now is totally different than the weird I was at 24 where I thought posting takes on everything especially trans stuff was a good idea.

this means iโ€™m probably gonna post a lot about sonic and tails getting married when they grow up and again no one is allowed to be mean to me my wife is the president


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