such as:
- shrinking your kids
- goop
- giant laser satelite
- different goop
- mutant super powers because u slurped the radioactive waste powerade
- bad nutrition science
- dinosaurs
- gorillas with two long rocks, and their nemesis: sentry turrets
- aliens, but like, SETI
- aliens, but like, war of the worlds except corny
- aliens, but like, as an immigrant rights issue. space aliens to be clear.
- aliens, but like, you're the FBI. And also, they're the FBI. But they're also aliens. some of them.
