Kangaroo/wolf hybrid that draws~
Trans, pan & poly
Conspiracy theorists love to go on about how the moon landing was faked, when this is the real shit right here; Apollo was completely run by the trans werewolf agenda.
But what I really want to know is this:
Where the fuck do I sign up?
Ok ok so uhhhh how do werewolf astronauts work with the moon?? Do they transform every time they get within a few degrees of an imaginary line between the sun and moon? Do they launch their habs on big slow 86° inclined polar orbits to avoid this cone of transformation? Do they put their habs in molniya-style orbits around the equator to spend more time hanging out while extra hairy?? What ergonomic considerations go into a spacecraft designed for long term microgravity habitation by sometimes-biped, sometimes-quadruped crews? If they have centrifugal gravity, do they run big laps around the station equator with their tongues out?? I need this information badly
