Me interviewing game devs at an industry event: So can you fuck the anthropomorphic mice
Dev: I, uh... Er... Our game does not have anthropomorphic mice
Me: And why is that

hi im kay. 26 years of critter
Me interviewing game devs at an industry event: So can you fuck the anthropomorphic mice
Dev: I, uh... Er... Our game does not have anthropomorphic mice
Me: And why is that
I am ALWAYS asking this!!!
also "buddy they won't even let ME fuck them"
it's the new "Can you pet the dog" and the industry needs to catch up
every dating sim without a potential mouse spouse is leaving money on the table. specifically MY money
Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck the anthropomorphic mice