This isn't me, and it also isn't the Matthew Cole who writes for the Intercept either, at least I don't think so.
(excerpt from a Bloomberg article about Dave Chappelle's growing property holdings in Yellow Springs, OH)
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I wrote this and then felt like "oh you're being stupid don't post this" so, i don't know, do any of y'all feel weird when you see your name in use by not you?